A Tribute to Kingsley

If you haven't had the pleasure, I suggest you hurry on over to Youtube and check out Kingsley He loves to bitch and complain and guess what? so.do.i.

If you know me at all then you know one of my favorite pastimes is to bitch. and judge. And if I get to bitch and judge in the same day, then my friends, that is a good day.

Random Bitches:

People I'd like to Duel:
1. Lindsay Lohan's mother, Dina Lohan. She's also on a list I call "worst mother in the world" and guess what...... She's the only one on that list.
2. That crazy tanned boobied lady on the Real Housewives of Orange County that doesn't discipline her kids.
3. Paris Hilton. Do I need to explain this one?
4. Drivers that pull out in front of you and then go under the speed limit.
5. Neighborhood parking police

I think the whole entire reason for reality shows is for me to judge others. And I don't like anything more than to judge the Real Housewives of NYC/New Jersey/Atlanta/Orange County.

I hate:
1. When people don't delete unflattering pictures of me from their digital cameras. And then proceed to tag me on FB.
2. When people think that their phone is better than mine. It's not. It never will be.
3. When you wash pants and they shrink up in the dryer and make you feel fat when you try to put them on.
4. When you pick up something "diet" or "healthy" at the grocery and then it has 21g of sugar. That is not healthy.
5. When you can't find a ripped copy of workout videos on youtube.
6. When you are trying to relax at the neighborhood pool and someone has a text alert that is an entire song that plays FIFTY times in 2 hours.
7. When there isn't a Starbucks 50 ft from wherever I am at all times.
8. When people post trite status updates on their Facebook profiles.
9. When people also post their entire life stories on their status updates. Literally everything they did that day.
10. When people misspell on their twitter updates.
11. When people are in a serious meeting and don't speak proper English.