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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Zombieland

I saw this movie in the theater and really liked it. I was surprised because I don't do scary. I don't watch horror films and I especially don't like flesh eating usedtobe humans. But this looked funny so I decided to take my chances. Now, there were some gross parts, but all in all it was hilarious and wasn't THAT gory.

Well last night @ 10pm John and I decided to take a trip to Walmart to purchase this bad boy and watch it again. At midnight I drove home on a desolate highway in the fog SCARED AS SHIT. The best thing to do after watching a zombie film is to drive home alone..in the dark...with no signs of humans.

Now you are thinking zombies aren't real, so there is no solid threat. Well in the movie, the disease spread from really bad meat. And I do not underestimate really bad meat. Mad cow disease anyone? Who knows what that could turn you into? Perhaps a blood thirsty cannibal. Fo 'sho.

So my advice to you is: watch Zombieland... at home.... and then don't drive anywhere. Especially in the midnight hour.

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