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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

I'm Not Meant For This World


My aspirations in life center somewhere around the following: naming fingernail polishes, having HBO pick up my life for a show, facebook stalking, making up new curse words, reading celebrity gossip, calling my laptop a gaytwad, not doing laundry, showering with new shampoo, and making out. If maybe I could combine all these things into a successful career, I would be a happy camper. But it just seems like I can't find a living doing anything I enjoy. I'm too smart for the job I possess, but not experienced enough for the jobs I want. I, am, just, not, meant, for, this, WORLD.


1 comments:

Jill said...

Hang in there dude. Finding a good job pretty much sux balls.