Is Chic-fil-A sauce actually laced with crack? Or is it crack itself mixed with the most delicious honey and mustard ever created by man? I'm not sure what's in crack..so I googled it and its something to do with baby powder and cocaine, or AMMONIA. As in the cleaning agent. Whatever geniuses thought of this must, uh, have been smoking, uh crack.......
But anywho. I've heard from the Chapelle show and certain window washers that crack can be addictive. Who knew? Well guess what else is addictive, f'n Chicfila sauce. That's its name. It's not honey mustard by chicfila, no its actual name is chicfila sauce and I can barely go a day without speeding up to the beautiful drivethru and shouting my delectable order through the scratchy receiver to have the most gorgeous voice ask me what sauce I'd like. And the moment I get to say back "chicfila sauce please..alot. and by a lot, I mean at least 3 packets". I honestly start having a coronary when John doesn't ask for it upfront, because I'm literally scared they may not have any by the time the order comes up and if only we asked for it first. I think this is the best invention of the 21st century besides Chelsea Handler...and I LOVE Chelsea Handler.
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