Everyone has something they do at the end of a long hard day to forget their troubles and drift off into dreamland. For instance, I light up my crackpipe and Whitney Houston myself into oblivion 5 minutes after driving off the VZW parking lot. But for other non intravenous* drug users, it may be a cigarette or light beer perhaps. But other than the aforementioned narcotic, I love fingernail polish. Any time I'm down and out or pissed off or had a long day, a $3.98 bottle of electric fingerpoison can cheer my right up. And today while at Target returning a godforsaken shirt, my feet were cramping from the heels I had on and all I wanted to do was get the hell of there, shower and head over to my bf's house to watch TrueBlood. But I knew that if I stopped on by the old trusty Cosmetics aisle I would find a treat with my name on it. Oh and I did, "Color me Coral" was her name and she became mine. It will only be a matter of time before we're picking out china.
*i dont think crack is an intravenous drug, I just like the word intravenous. INTRAVENOUS!
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You crack me up Regina Filangi!
Crack isn't intravenous. But meth can be.
Holly Goodlove
Encouraging regular people everywhere to do more drugs.
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