Are You Allergic To Thongs?

Seriously. Why do girls seem to be allergic to wearing underwear that don't show in tight pants? At work, at Walmart, downtown, at a bar, grocery store, football game, walking down the street, I say to you, WTF. If you have to shimmy your pants on 1. you prob shouldn't be wearing them in the first place 2. If you insist on wearing them, don't try to shove your $1.99 Big Lots sale rack granny panties into them along with your blubber. If I can see your underwear lines, there is pretty good chance that I'm also contemplating suicide. No one wants to see that. Really, NO ONE.