By "Going Green", companies have actually unintentionally made other industries fail. Like who you ask?-Dunder Mifflin. Paper companies don't make money if you aren't printing off emails. And what happens when struggling writers don't write things down and then ball up the paper of ideas?
-Trash picker-uppers. They won't get paid if they have nothing to pick up off the ground.
-Energy conglomerates. If you aren't running your A/C all day and taking 45 minute showers (powered by gas), then you don't support your local cooperatives.
-Water company: shutting it off when you brush your teeth just cost little Johnny's Christmas.
-Scientists who try to fix global warming--what will they study now asshole?!?!
-Bottled water firm: Oh great, use the same nalgeen bottle over and over. GREAT. f'in GREAT.
-Look what you did to GM. They can't even afford to fly their private jets anymore now that you've started riding your bike to work you thoughtless bitch.
Just think before you try to "save our planet"
1 comments:
Hahahahah...thank you for a good laugh! You're good! How is your improv going? You should blog about it ;P
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