Merry Christmas Girls

Don't say I never gave you anything. Taylor Kitsch from Friday Night Lights, according to Lainey, the best show you're not watching. (ps 80% of his scenes, he's not wearing a shirt)

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Bad Santa

We have all had our share of grandma's knit sweaters, fruitcake, and random crap given to us. Do you ever wonder what goes through people's minds when they go to buy a gift? Is it that they just don't care, or worse, they don't know you at all?

Here's a list of things from past boyfriends of me and my friends. I won't go into who's are who's, you'll have to try and guess. But let me just say, I laughed my ass off when my friend Amy told me some of hers. The first one I will start with, will be the one that made me fall out of my chair laughing. Here we go.

1. Gift basket of lotions/showergel from WALMART.

2. Tshirt from Abercrombie. Tshirt, may I remind you that said something like Hot Sun Rentals

3. $100 cash

4. Toothbrush

5. Snowglobe

6. Gift Certificate to the mall

7. A carebear

8. Lime green baseball tee

9. 6pack of Corona

10. House plant

11. A printer that came free with a new laptop

12. A homemade Jamaican necklace.

13. A ring with 2 hearts intertwined from like a mall jewelery store.

14. A teddy bear that came free with a $50 purchase from American Eagle

15. American Eagle shirt.

16. Picture frame with the two of us.

17. Going to the beach with a 12 pack of beer and asking me to have sex in his car.

18. A gangsta chain with my initials on it, with fake diamonds all over it.

19. A cd.

20. A jewerly box that quote "looked like it was bought with greenback stamps"

21. A cactus

and for the best one of all time

22. A borrowed video camera so they could record the sex.

Musings

Fingernail polish should not chip the first 2 days. I mean, come on, I just painted you, what is the problem.

Dogs should have to do manual labor and earn a living if they insist on chewing your belongings.

Every place should have a frequent visit card. I would be getting a lot of free mt dews, gas, groceries, and haircuts.

If watches are made with batteries that never die, then why not cell phones?

I want my porch light to be made out of an eternal flame.

Tupperware, socks, and anything else normally lost should cost $0.25.

I want to go treasure hunting.

This year for Christmas, I want thing I need. Like a walgreens pharmacy gift card. And a gas card. Oh and a real job.

I want a job where I can work in pajamas and/or jeans.

I want to backpack through Europe for a week.

The new David Gray song is amazing. Look up "You're the World to Me" on Rhapsody.com

1/2 a year

6 months, yesterday. ;)

Things You Shouldn't Skimp On

We all know I'm cheap. I'm always looking for the lowest price item at the best value possible and see how many coupons I can gather together to get something for free. Bc I swear, it tastes, looks, and smells better when you didn't pay for it.

But sometimes, there are things you can just not skimp on.

-Letter openers...have you ever tried to open envelopes with those cheap plastic letter openers? Disaster.

-Diet Coke, Sprite, Mt. Dew....Earth Frost just doesn't taste the same.

-Toilet Paper....You remember toilet paper at your high school? Sand.paper.

-Markers...Dollar Store fake markers dry up in about 2 uses. No wonder they are 100 for $1. There is a reason for that.

-Laundry Detergent....believe me, you can tell. Soap is not soap.

-Condoms...that one is self explanatory

-Haircut or color....Please do not trust a $10 haircut or someone named Tiffany who still has a mullet and only works tue/thurs at Supercuts.

-Triscuits.....the original is the only way to go

-Cell Phone service provider...you never know when you're going to be stuck on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere.

-Oil changes, brakepads, tires, ie, anything related to the maintenance of your car. Just ask me what happened when I got my oil changed at Walmart.

-Doctors....this one is just obvious

If you can think of others, add 'em to the list!

I'm Slack

I'm just now getting around to posting the pictures from the Thanksgiving Drinking Night Extravaganza. I put up the main ones, not the weird ones that include me biting Bruce's hand or yelling at someone from afar. Bc these are things you just don't need to see. They happen, they just do, I don't need to share them with the world.
Christmas is in 3 weeks. Holy crap, get ready. Booze and food is among us.